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By: Abdul | November 11, 2017

Kaduna Teachers' Test Sample

This is 1 sample out of d plenty rubbish that teachers in Kaduna State floundered, and yet some of you are blaming Gov. El Rufai for sacking 21,000 teachers.

How do u expect our kids to do well,when their teachers need teachers?

God have mercy!!
U may not like him, but u should laud his brave move to sanitize d educational sector of d state.

Other governors should toe dis line. #ALiSpeaks

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By: Abdul | November 11, 2017

Ali Bassey posing with Dad (Professor Bassey)

Happy 68th Birthday Pops!

You already know I wont exchange u for any other!
You are just such an incredibly super-human being!
Although u left Kano in 2006, I still find a lot of open doors here because I bear your name.
Every single time u tell me on d phone that u r proud of me,it melts my heart. If I am half as good as u, my kids would be very lucky indeed!

I owe u a treat when I hit Bayelsa next month.

Miss u. Love u!

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By: Abdul | November 11, 2017

Today, I'll like to specially acknowledge the women who have REFUSED to OPEN their legs for any man in order to get a job, promotion, contract, money, gadgets, admission etc. Your friends may call u foolish & outdated, but know this,you are doing d right thing!
Keep on with ur legitimate hustle, God will smile on you one day. You don't need to sleep with any man to get to d top. I celebrate you! #ALiSpeaks

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By: Abdul | November 11, 2017

The ability to draw d line between Faith & Foolishness,is called wisdom...
Yesterday, I heard about a man whose wife was to undergo CS to deliver, and he refused, saying "my wife will deliver normally like the Hebrew women in the Bible". and she died while pushing!
Do u even know how d Hebrew women gave birth? isn't it d same God dat gave doctors d wisdom to operate? don't get too religious for ur own good. Wisdom is profitable! #ALiSpeaks

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By: Abdul | November 11, 2017

"He doesn't have money".
"He is too short".
"He is not educated".
"He is not my tribe".
"He is not handsome".

"He doesn't dress well".

With d above flimsy excuses, sister Rachael has now reached 47years without husband. Now she is asking us to help her pray. mtschewww.

Young ladies,beware!!

#ALiSpeaks

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